Thursday, March 15, 2012

His disciples use steam pipes

We have, in our most recent traversing of a ley line, happened upon an alternate narrative, where the followers of Christ have received a slightly redacted version of the gospel of Matthew, but with dramatic results. 

The last verse of their gospel, which they take very seriously, and invest considerable funds and artistry fulfilling, reads, 

"Go therefore and make pipe organs for all nations, forced air contraptions that might glorify in glorious sound the one whose name is Father, Son, and Holy Steam."

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